i had really hoped to skip over the whole topic of kim k and her 10 second marriage all together, but it would seem that every website, magazine, tweet, smoke signal and carrier pigeon this side of the mississipi is abuzz with the news. try as i might to shield my eyes from the tabloid fan fair at the grocery store checkout, there really is no avoiding the humphdashian saga.

so what went wrong? did the love fizzle? did the spark fade? did they both wake up the morning after and realize it wasn't just a nightmare? or was it something more sinister...a publicity stunt for cold hard cash? who the heck knows and to be honest who cares. i think what's more interesting is we eat this crap up! we live for the build up and sadly, the let down. we gobble up the divorce more ferociously than the wedding. and then we eat dessert. and then we look for after-dinner mints and maybe a cup of coffee. for the record, i think i stretched that metaphor a bit further than i should have. note to self for next time.

my point is, we need kim just as much as kim needs us. why? it's a distraction. it takes our eyes off our own lives and places them on someone who's screwing things up more than we are. its the same reason i like to watch Toddlers in Tiaras. so what's my verdict on all of this? i don't know. maybe that we should start making it a little harder for idiots to become famous. maybe we should raise our standards and get back to the good old days when you actually had to be good at something to build a fan base. or maybe, that we shouldn't watch someone else's life to take the focus off our own. too deep? i thought so.

alright, that's all i got. good luck kim. hope your tears dry, kris. it's time to wrap this crap up and look at what i wore today. because it was awesome.

i look like i'm about to bust skulls

i'm pooped.

Dress: Michael Kors Blazer: H&M Bag: Gucci